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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 06/05/2016

Well, isn’t this nice? It’s May, the weather is getting warmer and the massed masturbators of Fleet Street are getting ready with their PHEW, WHAT A SCORCHER headlines and splendidly leery stories about women wearing short skirts (corrr) but rubbish knees (buy this special lotion made from ground up L’oreal bottles, nettles and badger’s tears). Before…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 29/04/2016

So… it’s Friday again and you’ve bravely returned for your weekly glimpse into the murky world of sidebar shame. Also known as the abyss of frivolous news nothingness. Or headline hell. Come with us now lovelies, leaving behind the world in which we live, where woman-shaped humans grow, develop and sometimes change the world. Where…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 22/04/16

This week has honestly been a real shitter hasn’t it? Women, sisters, fellow feminist wonders, we stand in joint perplexity and in solidarity with you all in the face of what has been the bad, the sad and the downright absurd. This week we have reluctantly said goodbye to a true hero. A woman who…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 15/04/2016

Once again this week Our Friends at the Press, concerned that women are getting off way too lightly with this PC ‘liberation’ stuff, have stepped in selflessly to remind us all just how SHIT wimmin really are. In an effort to put us firmly back in our place they have presented us with a veritable…

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NMP3 & The Week In Sexist News 08/04/2016

Another week, another pile of utter dross from those we call “tabloid NEWSpapers”. This week’s excitement is, quite unsurprisingly, mostly centered around those most beloved of female pursuits: being thin and having good hair. Preferably both at the same time, and whilst performing the multitude of other tasks we have to contend with in our day-to-day…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS

It’s been a week in Sexist Newsland, it really has. Our valiant journalists have once again surpassed themselves, putting letters and words in order on pages, as the ever patient photographers selflessly spend endless hours with their long lenses, hiding out just offshore in international holiday spots or waiting outside schools, lest a celeb take her…

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Call to action!!!!!! Celebrate your Assets!!!!

Yes, despite having finally relegated Page 3 to a more discreet online setting the Sun are sadly once again strongly reinforcing the message that the only assets young women have that they want to know about are the ones attached to their chest by accident of biology. Now, we’re not knocking those who choose to post their…

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