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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS

Honestly, ladies, we just can’t do anything right, can we? If we’re not seducing hapless little MPs with a seductive flash of knocker, we’re wantonly revealing parts of us that nobody must ever see, murdering babies and selfishly destroying our bodies by getting old. Whether we’re violently frumpy or so hot that men’s pants disintegrate, we’re…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 13/05/2016

Welcome, dear readers. Pull up a footstool shaped like ball-gagged Kelvin Mackenzie trying to fellate himself, pour yourselves a glass of a cocktail we call Mother’s Twatted and ponder desperate tabloid writers in fear of the day someone says ‘let’s make it a free sheet and staff it with 15 year olds on work experience.’ We’ve arrived…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 29/04/2016

So… it’s Friday again and you’ve bravely returned for your weekly glimpse into the murky world of sidebar shame. Also known as the abyss of frivolous news nothingness. Or headline hell. Come with us now lovelies, leaving behind the world in which we live, where woman-shaped humans grow, develop and sometimes change the world. Where…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 25/03/2016

Greetings, readers, from the Sexist Newsroom – here to furnish you with your usual weekly dose of the bad, the bad and the frankly, fugly. After a quiet start whilst column inches were instead devoted to extra scaremongering and thinly-veiled racism, our journos came back fighting; ramping the amplifiers of sexist wankbadgery up to 11…

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The Week in Sexist News 2014-2015 best bits

Well, we’re very excited about this new venture. We want to give some context to anyone not familiar with the original incarnation of The Week in Sexist News from those awful, raddled harpies Flora Cramp, Joan Fun and Iris Clot at My Tights Won’t Stay Up. We have gathered (somewhat randomly) 21* of our favourite…

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