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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS

Honestly, ladies, we just can’t do anything right, can we? If we’re not seducing hapless little MPs with a seductive flash of knocker, we’re wantonly revealing parts of us that nobody must ever see, murdering babies and selfishly destroying our bodies by getting old. Whether we’re violently frumpy or so hot that men’s pants disintegrate, we’re…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 06/05/2016

Well, isn’t this nice? It’s May, the weather is getting warmer and the massed masturbators of Fleet Street are getting ready with their PHEW, WHAT A SCORCHER headlines and splendidly leery stories about women wearing short skirts (corrr) but rubbish knees (buy this special lotion made from ground up L’oreal bottles, nettles and badger’s tears). Before…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 22/04/16

This week has honestly been a real shitter hasn’t it? Women, sisters, fellow feminist wonders, we stand in joint perplexity and in solidarity with you all in the face of what has been the bad, the sad and the downright absurd. This week we have reluctantly said goodbye to a true hero. A woman who…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 15/04/2016

Once again this week Our Friends at the Press, concerned that women are getting off way too lightly with this PC ‘liberation’ stuff, have stepped in selflessly to remind us all just how SHIT wimmin really are. In an effort to put us firmly back in our place they have presented us with a veritable…

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NMP3 & The Week In Sexist News 08/04/2016

Another week, another pile of utter dross from those we call “tabloid NEWSpapers”. This week’s excitement is, quite unsurprisingly, mostly centered around those most beloved of female pursuits: being thin and having good hair. Preferably both at the same time, and whilst performing the multitude of other tasks we have to contend with in our day-to-day…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 25/03/2016

Greetings, readers, from the Sexist Newsroom – here to furnish you with your usual weekly dose of the bad, the bad and the frankly, fugly. After a quiet start whilst column inches were instead devoted to extra scaremongering and thinly-veiled racism, our journos came back fighting; ramping the amplifiers of sexist wankbadgery up to 11…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 18/03/2016

It’s been another busy week in Newspaper Land, as the Government announced its 2016 Budget. The cameras were all focused on raven-haired George Osborne as he stepped out clutching his red briefcase, while showcasing a distinct lack of financial acumen. The 44 year-old father of two posed in a daring navy suit during the outing,…

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