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The Week in Sexist News 2014-2015 best bits

Well, we’re very excited about this new venture. We want to give some context to anyone not familiar with the original incarnation of The Week in Sexist News from those awful, raddled harpies Flora Cramp, Joan Fun and Iris Clot at My Tights Won’t Stay Up.

We have gathered (somewhat randomly) 21* of our favourite bits** from their 51 posts to date.

* The age women cease to be considered relevant (hot) in the tabloid press.

** Please note, they contain high levels of toxic disdain for the newspaper editors and some swearing.

Anyway, grab a cuppa, or since it’s after eleven am, a gin and enjoy. First NMP3 Sexist News post will be this Friday, so see you then.

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P.S. ignore the numbers on the excerpts, these are screenshots.

The Week in Sexist News 09 10 2015 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

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The Week in Sexist News 28 08 15 My Tights Won t Stay Up

The Week in Sexist News 10 04 2015 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Week in Sexist News 05 06 2015 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Week in Sexist News 30 01 15 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Week in Sexist News 20 02 2015 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Year in Sexist News My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Week in Sexist News 19 12 14 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Week in Sexist News 12 12 14 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Week in Sexist News 17 10 14 My Tights Won t Stay Up2

 

The Week in Sexist News 17 10 14 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

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The Week in Sexist News 24 10 14 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Week in Sexist News 10 10 14 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Week in Sexist News 03 07 15 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

The Week in Sexist News 24 07 15 My Tights Won t Stay Up

 

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The Week in Sexist News 04 09 15 My Tights Won t Stay Up

The Week in Sexist News – 26 06 15   My Tights Won t Stay Up………………..

So, you get the idea. See you Friday! XXX



'The Week in Sexist News 2014-2015 best bits' have 22 comments

  1. 9th March 2016 @ 4:14 am Richard

    Cracking good read, keep up the good work

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    • 10th March 2016 @ 4:56 am Robert Morgan

      I agree wholeheartedly – and love the dinosaur banner!

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    • 11th March 2016 @ 6:43 am fred mumford

      why not buy a pink minibus and do a tour of the country in it ?
      or a magenta one ?

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  2. 9th March 2016 @ 7:29 am Fran

    Ah, missed this so much. Now going to drag my decrepit and hag like body off to work. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.

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    • 10th March 2016 @ 4:57 am Robert Morgan

      Hey, some of us guys have hag-like bodies too. I’m 60 … I should know!

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  3. 9th March 2016 @ 12:41 pm Clare Girvan

    Love it, love it, love it. I’ve only just found out you’re there and am instantly an avid fan. Superb reporting – I laughed out loud. This should be required reading in schools and universities, where girls and young women come in for massive verbal sexual abuse.

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  4. 9th March 2016 @ 12:54 pm Alys

    Wonderful stuff. How would we ever manage to live a civilised life without The Sun and its ilk ! The only sad thing is that some people actually believe what is printed in the rag.

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  5. 9th March 2016 @ 12:55 pm Dan

    Excellent, up there with the @manwhohasitall twitter feed.

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  6. 9th March 2016 @ 12:57 pm Jan

    Absolutely hilarious! Mega LOLs! This will definitely keep up the interest if it stays this great to read. Brilliant!

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  7. 9th March 2016 @ 1:04 pm Fiona Davis

    SO HAPPY you’re back! Xx

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  8. 9th March 2016 @ 1:34 pm Gem

    Ahhhh 🙂 Thank you. Truly thank you. After a horrendous argument with my ex boyfriend about me being “mentally ill” for having a problem with things like page 3, strip club scenes in every film, and not being able to nip to the corner shop for a loaf without getting an eyeful of ‘Busty Blonde Bimbos’ on the shelf, this has just made me laugh out loud. Especially the hating-your-fat-fanny bit, as he’s convinced I’m the only woman on Earth who ever has an occasional wave of body insecurity, and can’t understand why. Well needed light relief, and nice to feel that I’m not alone xxx

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    • 9th March 2016 @ 4:14 pm Clare

      Glad he’s an ‘ex’.

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  9. 9th March 2016 @ 2:22 pm Philippa

    LOVE IT! Pissed myself laughing. Attacking the ongoing and universal scourge of sexism in the media with such a wicked sense of humour, it’s what the world needs. Huge respect to you…

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  10. 9th March 2016 @ 2:51 pm Barbara Kirk

    I got a rejection from an ageist job agency today – wonder if he saw the original features?

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  11. 9th March 2016 @ 3:00 pm Lisa

    This was hilarious! Thank you for this! I can’t wait to hear/read more 🙂

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  12. 9th March 2016 @ 3:29 pm Amanda Ingram

    Thank you from the bottom of my 50 year old heart. ( Turned 50 Yesterday!!!!…please provide bin bag so I can put myself out with the trash)
    Whatever happened to the ” #osmopolitan” style magazine spoof I used to buy in London in the 1994/95 era?
    Anyone else remember it ?
    Smiles to you all
    Mandy

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    • 9th March 2016 @ 4:17 pm Clare

      I’m seventy four – so far over the hill as to be out of sight, but I’ve been invisible for years.

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    • 9th March 2016 @ 4:56 pm Emma

      Was that magazine called Bitch, Mandy?

      Thanks for all those. Made me sad and angry, then made me laugh.

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  13. 10th March 2016 @ 10:22 am Tracey

    Love it! It brings everything right down to earth. More please!

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  14. 10th March 2016 @ 1:55 pm No More Page 3 Campaign Reborn As 'Sexist News' And Its Target Is Much Wider Than The Sun – United Kingdom News

    […] warns that the first installment – which takes aim at The Daily Express, The Daily Mail, The Mirror and Sun – contains […]

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  15. 11th March 2016 @ 1:23 pm Claire

    funny and quite amazing – my hat’s off to you for having the stomach to read it. thank you

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  16. 15th March 2016 @ 9:54 am Jeannie

    So pleased to discover this site. Having been told in the past, by two different ex’s, that I “think too much” simply because I happen to have strongly held opinions that clashed with their selfishness, it’s wonderful to know I can come here for a little light relief, or a bit of a rant, whenever my “over thinking” offends anyone else! Keep up the good work.

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