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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS

Honestly, ladies, we just can’t do anything right, can we? If we’re not seducing hapless little MPs with a seductive flash of knocker, we’re wantonly revealing parts of us that nobody must ever see, murdering babies and selfishly destroying our bodies by getting old. Whether we’re violently frumpy or so hot that men’s pants disintegrate, we’re…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 13/05/2016

Welcome, dear readers. Pull up a footstool shaped like ball-gagged Kelvin Mackenzie trying to fellate himself, pour yourselves a glass of a cocktail we call Mother’s Twatted and ponder desperate tabloid writers in fear of the day someone says ‘let’s make it a free sheet and staff it with 15 year olds on work experience.’ We’ve arrived…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 06/05/2016

Well, isn’t this nice? It’s May, the weather is getting warmer and the massed masturbators of Fleet Street are getting ready with their PHEW, WHAT A SCORCHER headlines and splendidly leery stories about women wearing short skirts (corrr) but rubbish knees (buy this special lotion made from ground up L’oreal bottles, nettles and badger’s tears). Before…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 29/04/2016

So… it’s Friday again and you’ve bravely returned for your weekly glimpse into the murky world of sidebar shame. Also known as the abyss of frivolous news nothingness. Or headline hell. Come with us now lovelies, leaving behind the world in which we live, where woman-shaped humans grow, develop and sometimes change the world. Where…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 22/04/16

This week has honestly been a real shitter hasn’t it? Women, sisters, fellow feminist wonders, we stand in joint perplexity and in solidarity with you all in the face of what has been the bad, the sad and the downright absurd. This week we have reluctantly said goodbye to a true hero. A woman who…

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NMP3 & THE WEEK IN SEXIST NEWS 15/04/2016

Once again this week Our Friends at the Press, concerned that women are getting off way too lightly with this PC ‘liberation’ stuff, have stepped in selflessly to remind us all just how SHIT wimmin really are. In an effort to put us firmly back in our place they have presented us with a veritable…

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